Friday, October 31, 2008

Demons are the reason for the season



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Happy Halloween!

Just a reminder that costumes and candy are just a distraction from the true purpose of this holiday: to placate demons and ensure a bountiful harvest. Don't let the "War on Halloween" by our politically correct, secular society distract you from its true, malevolent and occult significance.

Hail Shoggoth, Black Goat of the Woods with the Thousand Young! May we not be devoured by invisible demons in front of screaming onlookers!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What?? No love for Shuma-Gorath, Maphisto, Thog the Nether-spawn, Satanish, Chthon, Pazuzu, Marduk Kurios, and the Undying Ones?

Not to mention any other creatures that roamed the Earth before it had cooled from being a barren molten rock and spoke black languages that have been now forgotten lest one go mad speaking them.