Thursday, August 6, 2009

Julian's SECRET Kenyan Birth Certificate Found!

Revealing Julian as the evil Muslim plant we all know he is, the birth certificate gives his full name as "Julian Hussein Jihad Whiteykill Mr. T Perez."

Why, it would be irresponsible NOT to speculate!


David said...

Sweet. The Smoking Gun comes through for me again!

Eduardo M. said...

Careful some nutcase out there doesn't make the mistake of thinking that the birth certificate is real.

Julian Perez said...

Well, Eddie, if all else fails I'm sure I can get Cat Stevens to refute the scurrilous lies against him, or at least find the clerk from the health office at my supposed birthplace, "the Land of Genies," to fly out here on a magic carpet and say they don't have a copy.